Random: Bird poop

It took them 37 days, but the birds definitely found my new car. They really like it, too. I awoke today to find eight "incidents" of bird poop on my car.

I'm guessing that the birds must have heard the story of Dick Cheney shooting his hunting buddy instead of his intended target of a quail. Lucky me that this particular group of birds heard the story just as they were flying over my car and crapped all over my car as a result of uncontrollable laughter.